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Thursday, 3 November 2016

Hillary Clinton: ..........

Hillary Clinton
Hillary Clinton, wife of former US president Bill Clinton, is currently the presidential candidate for the Democratic Party. She is up against the ever cheeky and thick skinned republican presidential candidate Donald Trump. Both of them are running for president and on the 8th of   the fate of America will be decided. Is Hillary Clinton worthy of being the next president of America?
Here are some reasons why she should be president.
1.
       Hillary Clinton would get the best of advice and guidance from her husband who is a former president of America. She would get a lot of support.
2.     
        She knows what she is talking about and does not make many false promises.
3.     
         She will do very sane and believable things in her term unlike her rival who is doing some crazy things.
4.       
S  She is fighting for very common problems such as education for all and women empowerment. Donald, come man, you can’t be serious about that wall.
5.      
S   She knows how to conduct herself in a debate and not interrupt a person while he/she is speaking, therefore peace relations with other countries can be maintained.

However her scandals with her emails are a very bad example. She was getting both her work emails and personal emails to one account when he was secretary of state from 2008-12. She was also working on her personal server in her home in New York which had been setup for her husband. She received 62,000 emails which she concluded were half business. This can show how careless she can be and for her personal benefit be lazy. When she took office she was given a blackberry phone which couldn’t manage two accounts therefore merging both of them. She didn’t wish to carry two blackberries and for pure ‘convenience’ she did this. So she was now allowed to choose which emails she could pass onto the government and which she could not. This could have proven a fatal attack on some secret plans of the government.  Also as she was using a personal network and not the governments it would be much easier to hack and steal these confidential emails. This tells us that she can’t be fully trusted with such a big responsibility.
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In conclusion I can say that I don’t like both of these candidates. They both have no idea what they are doing and are not fir to run such a big country. This world truly does need more sensible people who are willing to take on this post. But since it has to be one of them I would choose Hillary Clinton as she is still much saner then M. Donald Duck.



Look at that face 

Saturday, 15 October 2016

Donald Trump: the man America doesn't deserve


Donald Trump: the man America doesn't deserve

Donald Trump is currently the republican presidential candidate and is up against Hillary Clinton, wife of former president Bill Clinton and democratic presidential candidate.  Trump's supporters (hopefully none by November) say he is the man America needs but is he? (Really? Are you kidding me. But since this is a formal letter lets use big words.) This statement is questionable. (there you go)

Donald Trump is a millionaire and the founder of many un-successful business which you will later read about. But in all seriousness here is a list of reasons why Donald Trump should not be president-

1.     His supporters says he will be able to handle the country's wealth properly because he is a successful businessman. I sorry what? Have they looked at his 'successful' business which more than 3/4 have crashed?
·         
Trump Universities ( he needs to attend this place as he has no good words to use in a debate. No kidding. Just see one.)

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Trump  Airlines ( their shares crash landed)

·     
    Trump Ice ( I'm like whaaaaat? Something like that exists!)

2.    His supporters say he is a man of his word. Yeah? Then explain this. He wants to build a wall around Mexico. He also says that he is going to make Mexico pay for it. A bit too much isn't it? But that is not the point he initially said it would cost around 4 billion dollars and would be made of cement and by 9 metres high. Through his debates he increased that same number to 26 billion dollars.



3.    He doesn't respect different religions and wills to remove all Muslims from America. He doesn't understand diversities. This will be a problem if he becomes president as he must communicate with other world leaders who will all be from different religions.

4.    He doesn't know how to conduct himself in a debate and doesn't respect the other candidates. His debate issue will again be bad for the world leaders situation. He had no etiquette to debate against candidates. An example of this is when he called Hillary Clinton names and a 'puppet of her people'.

5.    He never has any clear points in his debates. He gives his ideas in vague descriptions and never gives the full picture or what he is going to do.    

There. I have stated the facts after full research and put it in the right words (which Donald Trump doesn't have) and gave full description of my points (which he doesn't seem to do)

I think America knows that this man is not capable of anything. So why are they silent? India wants to know! (#Arnav Goswami). In a recent poll conducted, people were asked who would they prefer as president? Donald Trump or Barack Obama? 51% chose Obama and 44% chose Trump, 7% undecided. Obama won but only 7% away from Trump! What the hell is going on!(#terminator #Arnold Schwarzenegger)
So I have one request to America. This November make the right choice when going to the polls.

Donald Trump's failure is as much a secret as his plan to abolish the ISIS. He is a source of cheap comedy. Instead of listening to his speeches, go to a club with a good comedian. He doesn't care about globalism and only Americanism.

I am not sure about people but animals surely do. The bald eagle, the national bird of America attacked him! This is a sign that says America truly hates him!
Not sure if this is real but he actually did get attacked

In the words of America's First Lady Michelle Obama,

"America doesn't need to be made great again. It already is." 

Saturday, 28 May 2016

Cycling

Cycling
Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep. Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep. Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep. Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep.

Either my sister was troubling me otherwise my alarm clock was going crazy. Both of them were driving me up the wall. Except I didn't have a car, I only had my cycle. And then I fell because of gravity. Stupid gravity.

Nah. Just my alarm clock, 5:15 blinking hard on it. Yikes. Orange doesn't suit me at all. Gotta change that.

I quickly jumped out of my bed and threw on my cycling gear. My dad was in the shower and my mom was awake filling some bottles. I grabbed my helmet while munching a banana and picked my water bottle. After unlocking the lock on my bike, I started down the stairs to reach the lift. Hearing lift music is irritating at 5:45 in the morning. Never thought of it that way. Finally we crossed the gate and were on our way home.

As we reached the Lalbaug flyover I saw that there was too much traffic for a Sunday morning. Mostly the trip from Parel to Matunga was uneventful and just a mix of honking and people screaming. Then I felt sharp prick on my body and had to swerve to the side.

It was a bee that had landed on my thick and had caused the swerving incident. Damn it bee, couldn't you find someone else to prick? The thing had started to swell up. My dad came rushing to put some water, which settled it. We then continued on our way to our destination.

Most of the trip, one hand was on my eye while the other was controlling the cycle, the reason being the dust and the small gravel flying everywhere. But then we reached Dharavi. Oh the stench. Since you're on a cycle, you have to keep to the side of the road. So we were even closer to the channel of disgusting water and I was gagging and almost fell off my cycle. There was one last stretch then we would reach BKC.

Finally! The bad roads were over and we were in BKC. Smooth roads, less particles of matter flying into your eye. In BKC they have made like a barricade on one lane which is reserved for buses. Okay good idea. But the space in that designated area: too little. Imagine if you were driving the bus in this lane and your hands were sweaty and the steering slipped..... You get the idea. But more autos use it like a parking. Since it was empty we used this lane.




BKC does have a cycle track but that is usually full of bricks and overgrown trees will slap you in the face if you use that lane. We were on our last stretch and then we took the final right turn and reached my school premises by 7:05.


It had always been my dream to cycle to school on the day of morning core and then play football. And we did. Except it was a Sunday. It was empty apart from a few security guards outside.   

After that my mom came in the car. She had brought some nimbo pani and mango. My dad sat and ate while my mom and I went for a few rounds around BKC


Then we started our long journey back home, in the scorching sun. we rode in silence, watching the occasional fights and then we entered our compound.

 I went straight to the bathroom, had a bath and then sprawled on the floor watching the dirty fan. You could see the rust on it but I just let that go.

Friday, 11 September 2015

Exams

Exams
Q1. (600000000004+ 16603947429273949759 -7483903890820944720948020) + (64748459373029823849748575939-48385644855759890=56375849039049)=?
OR
Q2. What are the reasons for the stagnation of the Egyptian/Indus valley civilization and why did the early Vedic Age have a good life.

Are you able to solve any of these questions? Eh, i am talking to you! You hairy striped t-shirt guy with a sword on it.! What's your name again? Ah, Hairy! Not Hairy? Harry! You don't answer question you are not going home! I mean it!

Average conversation between a teacher and a student. Except the teacher doesn't let the student speak. So it's not a conversation.

Anyway you might be thinking "who is this guy! Who writes about exams? He is a bunch of baloney!" but i just felt about writing something. And exams are the things happening. From my point of view exams are just a waste of paper. I mean people can take up to 14 supplements for one maths test. I also think it's a waste of precious time where we could rather be playing. Also studying is so tensing and i have to wake up by 5:30 every morning to finish things like Marathi instead of which i could be in my bed with my pillow under the fast fan. I bet all off you feel the same way. But heck some guys wait for the exam. Whaaaaaaat!!

Unscramble the jumbled words
Adn os we moec to eth thero nde of a wried blog.
And so we come to the end of another weird blog.




these are the history notes that i took during class
they are about the egyptians


Monday, 27 July 2015

Art

Art
So this post is all about the art that I have been doing this entire summer. I am a fan of drawing and have used at least 12 sharpies for it. I used to draw with pencil but that wasn't coming out well so I tried markers and they were amazing. Having to agree that I didn't draw everything on my own and used this online arts course website called arts for kids hub. I'll leave a link below and be sure to check out their website. Anyway I have posted some of the drawings and be sure to check those out.

You can go to youtube and check out their channel by typing arts for kids hub.

















Tuesday, 9 June 2015

THE 5X5 PROFFESOR’S CUBE





It was a normal day when my mother handed me a package all wrapped in bubble wrap. I quickly opened it and out fell the 5x5 Rubik’s cube. I had just finished solving the 4x4 cube and was overjoyed on getting the next one. As I set down to do it I opened the laptop searching for my good friend SergsB cube tutorials. He had helped me through the 4x4 and the 3x3 and I was determined to get through this cube too. So as I saw the intro I unwrapped the cube and started to mix it. As the days went by I learned more and more and was almost done when something terribly wrong and I had to start again. So I did more work, sneaking the cube and my phone and watching videos on how to solve it. And one day I ran down waving the cube, all finished. Then my mother plucked it out of my hands and mixed it up saying that I will have to do it without help. So it took me I week to crack it. But it was fun. And so guys I think that you should really try the 5x5 and tell me what you think and write it in the comment area below.

Sunday, 7 June 2015

PLaY Arena


 
The last night had not been the best for me. I couldn’t sleep that entire night. But one good thing happened and that was I had finished solving the 5x5 professor’s cube and was pretty happy. But I had also slept at 11 not knowing about tomorrows plan. I woke up at 9 the next day and I was quickly told to wear my shoes and change my clothes and was literally dragged into the car by my aunt. On the way quietly ate my toast while my aunt told me that we were going to play arena and that it was an awesome place and had many things to do. So I believed as I always do. When we got there we saw a big field and it was divided into cricket, football and just for running. We got our card and were ready to roll. First we saw the ATV and were ready for. As we got ready with our helmet and pads, we were allowed to mount are bikes. We got four rounds and in the first two we had to go slow. But in the next two we were allowed to go fast and on the rocky surface. It was a bumpy ride. When I got off the man signaled me to not remove my safety and took me to the Segway’s. I was very excited as I had never been on a Segway before. So I quickly hopped on and the instructor told me the controls. As I started off the instructor scream something but I couldn’t hear it. I was going slowly on my sixth round when the instructor told me to get off; I realized what he had scream and had missed the chance to go fast.

So anyway we trudged to the zip line where there was a long line because there was a birthday party going on; but we got a spot for two. My sister went first and she clung onto the rope tightly and was scared. When I went it was freestyle and leaving my hand doing Bale Bale was a lot of fun. I then had a choice to go to the ropes course or go rock climbing first. I chose the ropes course because there was no line there. First I went up and got harnessed and saw my first challenge and that was going on a single wire. It was really scary. It was continued by a rope bridge which was quite simple but the next was a set of swings which were hard as they kept swinging away and back and forth. At the last there were thin pieces of wood that kept wobbling. As I got down I saw my sister on the rock climbing wall and went hurriedly towards it.

I was harnessed to the rope and started on the rock wall. I made it up to 3/6 in my first try, 3/6 in my second try and 5/6 on my last try. Had I gone one section more they would award me something. So anyway we went along to the lunch and I quietly had my paneer rolls. I then spotted this cool simulator which was about war planes and fighting. I got in and they showed mt how to land and takeoff. Before I knew it half an hour was up. My aunt then called me and we headed towards our final destination: GO KARTING!!!!!!!!

As I went up and swiped my card I waited for my turn. After 10 long minutes I was allowed to put on my helmet and get a kart. As I pressed the accelerator I sped down the track with great speed than I felt a burning sensation. I saw my hand had touched the motor and I was feeling pain. But I didn’t want to miss the fun so I let it go for later. As I took the corner I saw another person crash into the tires and he was disqualified. After that I kept my speed at the recommended limit and before I knew it the bell rang.

TIMES UP! GET OFF YOUR KART!

As we walked down towards the exits I noticed there was a store with skateboards and I looked nicely but I walked hurriedly as I saw the price. But today’s day had been extremely amazing and I walked very happily to the car.



Monday, 26 January 2015

Someone is coming to India

Someone is coming to India

What is the news I hear. Is it true? Obama has come to India. Obama has come to India? Obama has come to India! What may I ask is the reason of the most powerful man in the world doing in India. Then, my dad replied with a sigh, "He's come to India as the chief guest for Republic day, so please switch on the telly and we could see the parade." Quick as a flash I just saw Barack Obama, President of the United States stepping out of his Cadillac 1 ( for further details on the car, please check the end of the blog post. But don't scroll down yet:)) Narendra Modi, our honourable prime minister sat next to the man with veto power the parade was in and we could see the fighter planes, making our flag in the sky. They had a big parade with floats from every state all in Hindi. The prime minister was explaining the president in English although it looked like they were planning an attack on China.

The  President lives in Rashtrapati Bhavan. The President of the United States ( let's call him PUM, since writing President of the United States again is not cool.) was supposed to be there but now he's living in a hotel. It is called ITC Morya and the US demanded it to be a no fly zone. So anyway he came on Sunday the 25 in the big Air Force One ( how did it fit on the runway?) and now for the best. This car is just going everywhere he goes. In America and now he transferred that 8 ton car to India. The Cadillac one has got everything to go into a fully fledged war-
·              It has got eight inches thick doors
·              All the windows are bulletproof
·              It can withstand roadside bombing
·              It has got a radar connecting him to the vice president and the pentagon
·              It has got a double coated armour plated gas tank
·              Shred and bullet proof tyres
·              Night vision cameras
·              Oxygen tanks with masks
·              Obama's blood stored for emergencies
·              Shot guns (automatic)
·              Tear gas
·              The driver is a FBI agent. He is trained by the special forces. He can make blood transfers if needed, and do J turns if need to turn around.






Saturday, 22 November 2014

My 11 birthday

My 11 birthday party


The stroke of twelve was when my first target had fallen. On that stroke of twelve  marked a new special day. That stroke of twelve turned from 8 to 9 November. That stroke of twelve marked as a  boy of eleven years. It was my birthday!!!
 I had opened my birthday present just a few minutes revealing a new nerf gun. I had set my targets with the place value kit. Just as it fell my guitar was heard playing the tune of Happy Birthday to Me. I had just zipped my guitar back when my head touched the pillow and I instantly fell asleep. The next day I was awoken by my sister who was also shouting Happy Birthday to Me. It was her birthday to. We shared a birthday. Dang and blast and yeah and what a cool coincidence. You cannot say only dang and blast because executers may be watching over. We quickly cut a cake and got ready for the movie. We were going to watch Happy Birthday directed by Rohini Agrawal  ( actually it was Happy New Year by Farah Khan). After the movie was over we got ready for my birthday party. My team started pouring in when Saanvi's friends came and occupied the whole place. Again I can't say what the heck because executers may be watching over. It was a master chef party so obviously we cooked ( without the gas so make it made). First we had to make a mock tail. We mixed grape juice and what not and made something before the cow timer started mooing. The judges moved around (my bua and my tauji) tasting. The next round was a sandwich. We made a sandwich which was kinda cool because we named it monster sandwich. I looked like a monster and tasted like one. We then did my favourite THE MYSTERY BOX ( YOU ARE NOW GETTING SLEEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE) just joking. We got fried noodles. The other teams got puffed rice, rice and . We made a Chinese bhel and one of the judges came up to us and whispered to us to make it spicy. We gave it and innovative name created by Raghav the great-zhongguoren ai chi. Crack it my friends. Last was dessert in which we made a muffin pav. It was a muffin with a hole in it to put ice cream and we did it. Leys get on. My team won the mystery box challenge. Now this is for the executers, I don't think that was a fair decision and what not. Now before taking an axe and bring down the door ( which is not a good idea because our door is just fixed and if you break it my mother is going to be madder than mad because you can't find carpenters these days) just let me finish. I played some shooting with my friends and then set good bye. As soon as I was coming up some guy covered my eyes. He took me up with my hands behind my back and my eyes closed. When he opened them I saw it was my brother but as a birthday gift for me from my cousins was a fish tank with two fish in it. I named them Artemis and Apollo as I was obsessed with Greek Gods.
So that's it people. I am finally eleven and you heard what happened on that day where my face was in the cake. He day I accidently spilled Hershey chocolate on my big sister and she was madder than mad. So if you want to share some experiences be sure to comment!


Friday, 18 July 2014

Chocolate Chip Muffin

I made cupcakes and they tasted awesome. At first, I forgot to add sugar to the batter and the first batch came sugar less. I made forty cupcakes and i want to share this recipe with you.

 Prep Time: 15 minutes

Cook Time: 20 minutes

Total Time: 35 minutes

Ingredients:

  • 2 cups all-purpose flour (260 grams)
  • ¾ cup cocoa powder
  • ¾ cup granulated sugar
  • 1 Tbsp baking powder
  • ½ tsp salt
  • 1¼ cups whole milk
  • 2 large eggs, beaten
  • 2 Tbsp butter, melted
  • 1/3 cup vegetable oil
  • 1 tsp pure vanilla extract
  • 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips, plus 1/3 cup additional chocolate chips for sprinkling

Preparation:

  1. Preheat oven to 350° F.

  2. Combine the flour, cocoa powder, baking powder, sugar and salt in a large bowl.

  3. Combine the milk and the melted butter. Then add the oil, and finally whisk in the beaten eggs and stir in the vanilla extract.

  4. Thoroughly grease and flour a muffin pan (or better yet, you can use paper muffin liners).

  5. Add the liquid ingredients to the dry ones and mix no more than ten seconds. The batter should be visibly lumpy. That's OK! It's extremely important not to overmix the batter, or the resulting muffins can be hard or misshapen.

    TIP: The dry and wet ingredients, respectively, can be mixed in advance, but as soon as the wet and dry ingredients have been combined with each other, the liquid will activate the baking powder and the batter needs to be baked right away.

  6. With a rubber spatula, gently fold 1 cup of chocolate chips into the batter. Don't overwork the batter.

  7. Carefully spoon the batter into the prepared muffin pan (you can use a small ladle or even an ice-cream scoop).

  8. Finally, sprinkle the remaining chocolate chips onto the tops of the muffins, and transfer to the oven immediately.

  9. Bake 18-20 minutes or until a toothpick inserted into the center of a muffin comes out clean.

  10. Remove pan from the oven and let the muffins cool for five minutes in the pan. Then remove the muffins from the pan and let them cool another five minutes on a wire rack.
After eating your handmade cupcakes, add a comment about how it tasted.